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Elroy Phoneycrops is the town farmer. He first appeared in Offensiveness, when Orel comes to visit his farm to get chicken eggs for Ms. Censordoll. Phoneycrops is revealed to have a sexual attraction to his hens when they lay their eggs. In the lost episode Abstinence, He teaches Doughy how to be a "Cock-Blocker" in order to prevent the male chickens from mating with the hens.
- He is sexually attracted to chickens.