| Elroy Phoneycrops | |
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 "Son, brand namin' is more important that waterin'." -Him to Orel, "Offensiveness" | |
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Gender |
Male |
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Hair |
Brown |
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Occupation |
Farmer |
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Last Appearance |
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Elroy Phoneycrops is a farmer and minor character.
Personality[]
Most of Phoneycrops' personality revolves around his bizarre sex life. Aside from revenue, he's driven by his sexual arousal towards his hens, calling them dirty names and believing that they're trying to seduce him. He also likes to brag about his "powerful sex drive" and wants to look at Ms. Censordoll's privates.
Phoneycrops tends to ignore sanitation, the law and common sense when managing his farm. Stickers are applied to his produce with a thick layer of spit for no discernible reason, and during the events of "Offensiveness," he allows patrons to enjoy eggs after they're outlawed.
Relationships[]
Ms. Censordoll
Phoneycrops provides her eggs post-ban. In return, she promises him that he'll be able to "gaze upon her cursed virtue."
Appearances[]
- "Offensiveness:" He shows Orel how eggs are made.
- "Presents for God:" Cameo appearance
- "Abstinence:" He hires Doughy to ward off his roosters.
Trivia[]
- His last name refers to how the crops in the show obviously aren't real.
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