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God's Chef
Season 1, Episode 2
#10
God's Chef rhymes
Air date

July 31, 2006

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Directed by
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"God's Chef" is an episode from Season 1. In this episode, Orel tries to masturbate without sinning, concluding that he must put his seed inside random women to do so.

Plot[]

The episode starts with Orel going to the bathroom. When Clicky overhears him struggling, he discovers that Orel's been masturbating and takes him right to Principal Fakey's office. He is then told, first by his principal and then his reverend, that masturbation is a sin because it "murders" the countless sperm cells that are released.

To make sure each cell stays alive, Orel asks his father about how babies are made. Clay answers (via a book of age-appropriate conception tales) that "God's chef" descends upon sleeping women each night to disperse his "delicious glaze from his holy pastry bag," creating a child. The fable inspires Orel to take the role of the titular "chef" as he invades women's houses, bringing his mom's pastry bag and his seed.

Orel continues this act for a month, and news outlets become alarmed at the rate of "unwanted pregnancies" in Orel's neighborhood. Thankfully, Orel is caught one night by a married couple, and he's arrested. Clay offers to take him to his study instead, and the police officers fearfully oblige.

Clay explains that it's not Orel's job to be "God's chef," and that he's somewhat to blame for leading Orel down the path he took. He then tells Orel the "truth:" people may procreate to make babies, but can only do so in the missionary position, without any fun and exciting objects, to get on God's good side.

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Notes[]

Release[]

  • This episode's initial airing was delayed by the network's Standards and Practices division for its strong sexual themes. It is one of three episodes delayed by the division, the others being "Loyalty" and "Maturity."

Deleted scenes[]

  • A close-up of Orel in the bathroom stall was replaced with a shot of a closed stall with him inside.
  • While impregnating his first victim, Orel originally crawled under her sheets. It was replaced with Orel shaking her bed offscreen.
  • On the night Orel was caught, there was originally a shot that looked up at Orel as he masturbated. It was replaced with a shot of the woman he attempted this on.

Running gags[]

  • Intro type: Standard
  • Church sign: "Latin -- And Why it's the Devil's Language"
  • Lost commandment: #12 ("Thou shalt only have sex face-to-face, man on top.")
  • Belt: Clay leaves his chair without putting his belt back on, dropping his pants.
  • Ending movie: Jesus, while riding a Triceratops, lassos a runaway pastry bag. It's so strong that it yanks Jesus off of his steed and drags him around. A figure of Abraham sacrificing Isaac chases it around on the dinosaur until Jesus gains control of the pastry bag. The two switch mounts, then Jesus ropes the other figure out of the scene.

Episode tie-ins[]

  • "Orel's Movie Premiere" - This episode's events are referenced in Orel's movie.
  • "Alone" - One of the newspaper clippings in Ms. Sculptham's bathroom reads: "SERIAL RAPIST ON THE LOOSE! This Time It's Not Orel."

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